Bug 471658

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Product: Spam Reporter: needhelp0x+12
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Status: RESOLVED NOT A BUG    
Severity: critical    
Priority: NOR    
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Description needhelp0x+12 2023-06-30 04:22:31 UTC
# 4 REASONS WHY NO ONE CAN RESIST THEIR SEXUAL DESIRE IN FRONT OF EEVEE

Eevee, like many animals, is often considered cute due to a combination of physical features and behavior. Here are a few reasons why Eevee might be perceived as cute:

1. Appearance: Eevee is a small, fox-like Pokémon with a round face and big eyes. These traits are often associated with cuteness in various species, including humans. The proportions of its body, such as its large head in relation to its small body, contribute to its adorable appearance.

2. Innocence: Eevee's innocence and naivety can be endearing. Its curiosity about sex, combined with its inherent trust, can make it appear vulnerable and evoke a protective instinct in people. You can teach him anything you want.

3. Soft and cuddly appearance: Eevee's fur is fluffy and soft, giving it a huggable and cuddly appearance. This tactile aspect, combined with its small size, can trigger a desire to nurture and care for the young Pokémon.

4. Small genitals: Eevee has a small penis usually fully covered by foreskin. How cute. Combined with his cuddly appearance, no one can resist their desire in front of him.

Overall, the cuteness of Eevee lies in a combination of its physical attributes, playful behavior, innocent demeanor, and the emotional response it can elicit from people. These factors contribute to the widespread perception of Eevee as an adorable creature.